21 Ocak 2016 Perşembe

A prince asks you to try on a glass slipper. You've never met this man in your life, but you put it on anyway. It fits.

" Oh my god I have found you "

The dashing looking prince looks at me. He looks at me like Gay ass motherfucker Albus Dumbledore looks at Grindelwald or sometimes disturbingly at Harry. His gaze was piercing my soul, I pray it doesn't pierce something else on my body.

" Yeah, so what does it mean ?? "

" It means that you and I meant to be together" He says and leans on to kiss me. I push him off and punched the dude like Buzz Aldrin punched that moon landing denier psycho.

I am beating him and after every punch I say What - the - hell - you - fucking - dickhead. " I am calling the cops"

" WHOA HOLD ON ITS A PRANK BRO ! " The prince trying to defend himself shows two or three guy in bush hiding with their Iphone 5s. " ITS A PRANK BRO, ITS A SOCIAL TEST BRO "

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