You are an alien on your way to the SuperMax prison known as Earth, where you will spend the rest of your life as someone's pet.

You are an alien on your way to the SuperMax prison known as Earth, where you will spend the rest of your life as someone's pet.My first owner was a respected businessman. He had a beautiful family, a wife of 10 year, two kids and fuckload of many. Any person should be happy with it ? Well I kind of killed him and his entire family one night. It was easy to put poison in their dinner. All blame was onto the house maid, I mean who could have blame a handsome black cat like me. Then I affiliated myself with the most powerful politician in the entire world. It wasn't easy. First I had to kill all opposition cats around his neighborhood. Then I moved onto finding and killing his pet which was heavily guarded. Ah how I pity those guards when one day the kitty got lost ( I dumped the cats body at river).

After that it was easy. It was love at first sight. I was taken into someplace like a palace. I was happy.

Then I started moving onto bigger targets. Thru many ways I tried to let him know that I am in fact not a cat but an emperor of galaxy who just had a coup de'tat. The dumb motherfucker Homo Sapien didnt understand and he thought I was a god. He introduced me to his staff and palace people. They started worshipping me as well. After I got no benefit from being his pet I got rid off him.

I made monuments for myself. World's biggest monuments were built so I can shit and piss in them. Can you imagine that ? They did 3 of them. Many artists around the world came here and built their statues in my image. I was in control

Until that motherfucker Moses came and fucked up everything. Thats how I lost Egypt.