El Chapo has been captured for a 3rd time, how is he going to escape this time?

There was a huge debate and work on how to catch El Chapo. We did caught him, yeah but then we had another debate on what to do with him now? Some said we should build a space prison like of ISS, some said we should keep him in US nuclear submarine. At the end everyone agreed on let it be one person's decision to what to do. An agency that is independent and got full resources of Mexican government and UN. That’s how I got my job. I cant tell you who am I and I am not going to use a fake name like those turds in Animorphs. It just sounds utterly fake. Sue me. If you know my name. Anyway there is a very good reason why I got the job. Because I am professional.

I put him in an vacant island where I can not tell you the location. It doesn’t show in Google Maps either. Its a huge clue that its a military island. He has a hutch, good food, security. I rotate one warship and a submarine around him. And a destroyer I forgot. None of the crew know about the other two so its a fail proof tactic if anyone lets say try going rouge.

Just for him we actually changed the lea I used to watch him 24-hour first 2 months. Then it got repetitive and boring. But I still watched him. He wakes up, has a breakfast, jogs, drinks beer till night, eats dinner and then chills with MJ he grew in the island ( I let him have it, he was complaining about headaches. He is an addict).

Just for him we actually changed the Crime law in Mexico to create a status of dangerous criminal. We destroyed the fair trial thing but for a good reason. It was freaking dangerous to carry him around thru trials. It took a 2-3 years to resolve every case against him. At the end I got a letter from directly the president that basically said my job was going to end. He was getting the ax.

Its impossible to watch and care for someone for 3 years and then not to get emotional when you let him know that he is going to get executed. He smiled and told me not to cry. I asked why and he said he will be gone before the execution. It made me laughed. Crazy old bastard. He said he has all the island map tattooed on his butt and asked if I wanted to see it. I said I don't want to see a chubby short Mexican ass. He kept joking until I was laughing so much that I was breathless.

The execution day never took a part. one month later we found him dead in his bed. After all he was cancer and he wanted to retire safely. Son of a bitch had made so many enemies that there was no way he was guaranteed to live enough. So he chose the best security: the Mexican government, ladies and gentleman's. The MJ he used was hiding his cancer so well that even the health inspectors that were present in his arrest they didn't catch anything suspicious . It turns out that is a new bred MJ that has this kind of traits. And it makes super high. He brought it with him in his stomach, he shit and grow the seeds that was in his shit. I applaud the guy who hold his shit for a week. That’s why he will always be a legend. He pulled off many things that we humans seemed impossible. And he died playing his best and last joke.