When people are born, they know the day they die, it comes to that day and you don't die? What happens?

"OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" I said in a high teased voice. after waiting for 20 minutes I gave up. Nothing was happening. I wasn't going to die. You probably think its unwise not to be happy for when someone doesn't meet the death. But in here it fucks up a lot of things. First thing I don't have any shit left. I gave it away all my belongings. I let my wife have sex with her boyfriend. " I am going to die in 2 weeks, If you really like him you can bang him, seriously I want you to be happy" I said. I bet she is happy, that bitch. I passed all my company ownership to my partner and we signed a deal on it. I got my compensation and he got his company. The only problem is I didn't die and now I look like an idiot that passed his company ownership for nothing. All emotional preparation was for nothing now i need to live all this again. Hey Linda, I didn't die so can you please unmount him you unfaithful whore, Jason give me back my company, mom-dad I still live, yeah i know Fuck me for saying goodbye to you.