Exposure to a rare atomized compound has driven a bloodlusted alien to carry out an extinction-level killing spree. The Pentagon calls you in to spearhead the hardest task of your storied career: Devise the plan that will neutralize Superman.

At that time we didn't have a Doomsday, fuck that it's a lunatic's dream. No, we couldn't have called the General Zod. Why to double the problem right ? Zatanna was too busy being a youtube celebrity and no the magic is not real (What real is her 34D boobies tho). There was a mock cryptonite that the previous guy who was in charge used against superman. He is dead now. Yeah turns out it's just a rock.

What we used was a Russian tool: Tsar bomb.

I had to make sure so I put 3 of them in one place at New York where we were going to declare to him personally that we gave up.

Was it worth it ? To change the USA's northeast geography permanently ? To drown millions of canadians and giving cancer to almost all of North America and Western Europe ?

Yes it was worth it. We did fuck him up at the end.