6 Ocak 2016 Çarşamba

When I said I needed an army, I didn't mean this...

" Its too late to call back now" said Bush SR in a decisive manner " There is no going back, you've changed things. "

Roosevelt stood up " If i may ask what did you truly require when you said you needed an army ? "

" Well i don't know... some men, some guns and willingness to follow my order type of people. I didn't mean to call every fucking us president ever lived. The genie really fucked me over on this one...motherfucker " Clementine , a 13-year-old Texan girl with a cowboy hat, says.

" Choose your words carefully young lady, we are of men and gun. That is true but if you don't change your attitude  we will certainly reconsider following your orders " said Benjamin Franklin carrying various RPGs and grenades throughout the hangar.

Then two man entered the room. Everyone seemed a bit annoyed for these two guys were looking terrible, even for a dead man. Lincoln and JFK stood idly and watched the room.

" We are fully ready sir, awaiting your orders" JFK points out with his M-5.

Clement sighs, she never expected this outcome. All she wanted was total world domination, was that too much to ask?  " All right gentleman, off to congress, ready your weapons and bayonets we are going to wipe out the entire congress"

An army of dead and alive presidents walks off with her into the sunlight with various weapons in their hands looking all cool....

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